The Book of Not Entirely Useful Advice

A poetry collection that encourages readers to think critically! Packed with rhymes and wordplay, A. F.

Harrold's poetry is filled with fun--and advice. But it's not always the most useful. . . Never apologize to a door you've walked into, unless it's a really special door.

Don't serve a cat soup when the cat wants jelly. Tomato soup won't fill a feline belly. Don't put a rock in a roll, unless you hate having teeth.

Among the seemingly nonsensical stanzas on onions, sausages, and kilted koalas are exercises in critical thinking--what advice should readers follow, and what should they dismiss?